Merry Christmas Petersburg

Here's Merry Christmas to our town

(actually, to our borough)

Lots of changes all around

Farewell Miss Evans, but Stedman's back!

We don't know who will pay sales tax.

Ho, Ho, let's recycle now

But no fish waste disposal

At last it's gone---Main Street Gridlock

Let's proceed to the Drive Down Dock!

Big Happy New Year to our state

Oil revenues down but salmon's great

Parnell gave oil a big tax break

Now how about the southern route power to Kake!

Ho, Ho, Ho, let Walmart know

Alaska salmon's sustainable

Please send the cash for a new police station

And are you coming back now Sarah Palin?

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