(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the mud, the Democrats did find
Two million votes ahead, but yet they’re far behind
Trump and Pence on top, with Russia’s help we fear
Oh what fun we all can have in an election year!
Oh, tweet all night, tweet all day, try to make some sense
We better hope those briefings will be read by Michael Pence!
Dashing to the bank, with Alaska’s budget holes
Our account has tanked, the legislature’s toast
Warning bells have rung, the PFD has shrunk
Revenue is needed or the ferries will be sunk….
Oh, sales tax, income tax, tax those oil wells
The best one, YES, we can agree is taxing so...
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